“If a tree falls in the forest, can anyone hear it? If an infertile
bangs her head against the wall in a bathroom at a baby shower, can
anyone hear her?”
“Millions of couples suffer from infertility, so why the f$ck is everyone pregnant but me?”
“Nature has got it all wrong: When you are younger, it should be
harder to get pregnant, and as you get older it should be easier. When
you are so ready, you can’t do it to save your life. And when you are
21, you are so not ready, but you are ripe as could be. The eggs should
become more developed the older you get, not die slowly from the day
you’re born. That’s one thing God got wrong.” – Halle Berry
Inspirational book title: - The Facebook Story: I just deleted all my pregnant friends.
If curiosity killed the cat, than the infertile can shoot eye pistols at the fertile who conceived on her first attempt.
“You know you are trying to get pregnant when: Someone asks you today’s date and you reply “Day 21.” -Melissa
“You know you have been TTC too long when you open the fridge
door and immediately get angry at the eggs in the carton…. or jealous.” -Tiffany
“QUESTIONER: “Wow, I didn’t know you were married that long. How many kids do you have?” ME: “None. They’re on backorder. I ordered them, like, forever ago. I don’t know, they must be out of stock.” -Rachel
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